One day I'm gonna be HOT and stop procrastinating.

1) I am one year older. Yes, it happened yesterday. The middle finger on the hand of time flipped off year #37.

2) Before I die, I'd like look and feel amazingly HOT. Not as in hot flash...hot. I already feel those. I mean like...HOT!

3) In honor of my 38th birthday and my desire to be HOT, I am going back to the gym. Seriously. And I'm actually going to work out. I am. I know you don't believe me but it's true.

4) My favorite way of procrastination is blogging. I have three freaking LONG chapters in my Sexuality Education (just think it's an easy class...and you'll be so wrong) class to read before Friday. One chapter is 38 pages, one is 39, and one is 41 pages. The one chapter that I finished was 49 pages long and it took me a week to get through it. My exam is Friday. As soon as I get finished procrastinating, I'm going to go read.

5) In addition to the Sex Ed stuff, I have two chapters to read in my Personal and Community Health class and a test on Thursday. That's really not bad...if I weren't procrastinating by blogging.

6) I made two cakes today for a couple of friends. I used a recipe from Paula Deen's (who is my very favorite celebrity cook) cookbook called "Better than Sex? Yes!" It's chocolate cake drizzled in sweetened condensed milk and caramel topping then chilled and topped with Cool Whip and Heath Bar brickle. If I weren't on a mission to look HOT, I'd make one more.

7) I'm taking 15 hours next semester and I'm actually looking forward to it. I am so ready to be a HOT looking college graduate.

8) This weekend, I'm going back to high school. I'm just not sure how I feel about this. I'll let you know when I get home. I always thought that when I left...I'd never go back. Funny...how life is. Huh?

9) What else? Did I tell you about my desire to be HOT? Oh, yeah. What about the fact that I'm procrastinating? Yeah, I did.

10) I must stop procrastinating. I must go deliver those cakes. Then I must read until my brain is crammed with so much crap that I hopefully will remember until I take my tests on Thursday and Friday.

Later Dudes and Dudettes!