So I'm watching AI and...

Well, we'll know in a little bit who is in the finale. My hope is Taylor and Katherine. But Elliott should have been gone a long time ago and he's still in the game...so I can't predict. We'll see in a bit. I'll hang around til we know.

Okay...it's back on. Did you hear Ryan? He said..."Let's hope Elliott is your next American Idol..." or something like that. Was that a slip? Crap. Why does Paula act like he's just the best thing since sliced bread? If he goes home (like he should), she's going to cry. She makes me want to throw things.

Another break. So let me just mention, yall go see What's New at Pets Royale. I just listed THE cutest Cosmo-paw-litan and Muttini dog bowls. You just have to see how CUTE they are and they come with their own placemat napkin and stuff olive or lemon! REALLY HIP!

Another friggin break. Geesh. I guess I'll go put up the Cool Whip bowl up now. (My "I can't find anything to eat" snack.) I'm convinced we aren't going to see who goes home tonight.

Okay...it happened the way it should have. Oh, Paula, please. I mean...nobody really loses at this point. But at least I'll watch the finale.

Later Dudettes.