Have you ever ...?

A MeMe from Plumkrazee...tagging everyone.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Smoked a cigarette or tried it: Yep. Gag.

Crashed a friend's car: No, but I crashed my mama's car into the house once. It wasn't my fault...and I was just a kid.

Stolen a car: Nope

Been dumped: I tend to block out the heart-breaking moments of my life...so maybe, maybe not.

Shoplifted: Nope, I'm too chicken.

Been fired /laid off: No

Been in a fist fight: Do family members count?

Snuck out of your parent's house: Call me Ms. Goody Two Shoes. Ugh.

Been arrested: No

Gone on a blind date: Um, yeah.

Lied to a friend: Only if it would have saved a friendship.

Skipped school: Ms. Goody Two Shoes strikes again!

Seen someone die: I don't think I've ever seen a person die but I held one of my babie chihuahuas in my hands as she took her last breath. Makes me cry just thinking about it.

Been to Canada: Yes! Victoria, British Columbia. Montreal, Quebec, and Newfoundland are on my list.

Been to Mexico: Yes! This is where M fell in love with me.

Eaten Sushi: Fried Catfish, yes. Raw fish...that is just plain ole wrong.

Met someone in person from the internet: Why yes! Some of my best friends.

Taken pain-killers: Heh! Only the good stuff.

Had a tea party: Yes!

Cheated while playing a game: No, that is just wrong.

Fallen asleep at work: Dear heavens, you'd understand if you worked here.

Used a fake ID: Ms. Goody Two Shoes, again.

Felt an earthquake: No and I don't want to.

Touched a snake: A made me touch one at the zoo. Didn't like it one bit.

Been robbed: One time this big girl stole a pack of loose leaf paper out of my locker. Then held it up over her head and asked me what I was going to do about it. I just cried. I was in the eighth grade.

Petted a reindeer/goat: I loved my goats. I just couldn't keep them in the fence. My goat's name was Caramel. Isn't that cute?

Won a contest: Oh, yeah! I dressed up as Sexy Little Red Riding Hood and won a costume contest at a bar...gosh, that was many moons ago.

Been suspended from school: Heavens, no.

Been in a car accident: Yes.

Had braces: Yes. Thank you, Mama.

Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night: Um, yeah. Last night. Then I read a Weight Watchers magazine and decided to turn over a new leaf. Butter pecan.

Witnessed a crime: I can't remember if I did.

Swam in the ocean: No, I don't think so...but I did swim in the Gulf (of Mexico).

Sung karaoke: Not in public.

Paid for a meal with only coins: I'm sure this answer is yes. Do you know how much fast food I eat?

Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose: Sometimes, that happens when I'm reading blogs.

Been kissed under mistletoe: That's one of the cool Christmas traditions.

Crashed a party: Oh, I'm sure.

Worn pearls: Yes, why of course. I am a true Southern lady, ya know.

Jumped off a bridge: Does from the top of a boat house count?

Ate dog/cat food: Well, my dogs eat vanilla wafers every day...so yes.

Kissed a mirror: Oh, yes!

Glued your hand to something: I'm a scrapbooker so that happened last night.

Done a one-handed cartwheel: I've never been able to do a two-handed cartwheel...much less a one-handed one.

Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours: Possibly.

Didn't take a shower for a week: Now, you are grossing me out. I can't go more than twelve hours without a bath. That is just plain disgusting to think about.

Pick and ate an apple right off the tree: Wow, that would be cool.

Been told by a complete stranger that you're hot: Yes, usually by someone that freaks me out totally.