Freak of Nature...

(I wonder how many hits I'll get with that title?)

Last week, my clothes were so tight...and I felt miserably fat. This morning, my pants are about to fall off. I don't think I lost 20 pounds over the weekend.

I'm officially giving the word "Anyhoo" back to Idgie. The guilt has finally gotten the best of me.

M and I had a great time Friday night. One good reason to let your hubby be the DD on a Friday night date without any kids: Really...do I have to answer that? Two bad reasons to let your hubby be the DD on a Friday night date without any kids: I don't remember making any promises and Saturday...I felt like crap.

My kid hates it when I say "I'm going to get jiggy." She doesn't have to worry about me saying that for a long time. I've had enough jigging to last a very, very long time.

I started on my portfolio.

Oh, and yall remember when I told yall about that Anti-aging stuff I bought from Avon several weeks ago. It's the Anew Alternative Intensive Age treatment. It supposed to "undo damage and turn back time." It claims to "stimulate the skin's reparative healing ability to fight and even undo the signs of aging. Lines and wrinkles visibly diminish. Youthful contours are restored. Firmness and elasticity are renewed. Dark spots fade away." Well...you never know how true any of that stuff really is...but today I got a compliment. One of my students asked me if I had lost weight because my face looked slimmer and more contoured. Heh...she actually used the word "contoured." You know...true or not...I'll take a compliment...and even give Avon the credit...because I can tell you the truth...any weight I need to lose is still hanging around.

Okay...what else? M and I went horse-back riding yesterday afternoon. I've mentioned before that I love that more than breathing, haven't I?

Well, I guess I better get to work. I've got class tonight and my daddy and Mimi are coming to spend the night. So it will be a busy night.