I may be a hick but I get it honestly...

The last thing I want to see on my 60 year old mother is a pair of sweat pants that say "Bad Girl" on the butt. Oh, dear God in heaven.

Don't answer this. But who is crazier? The person (who will remain unnamed) sitting in the car in the Walmart parking lot...talking to herself about the crazy woman getting in the car across from her who's carrying on a conversation with herself. Ahem....coughs...and moves on.

Don't answer this. But how hick is this? Someone who will once again remain unnamed is so excited that a new dollar store opened up right smack on my...uh, I mean that someone's way home from work.

How out of the loop is a person who says..."Knitting is for grandmothers."...especailly when this person is a 60 year old grandmother? Knitting is so the coolest thing and she knows that now. She'll be asking me to teach her next week. Heh, that's a joke.

Just so yall know...I'm a chicken butt to try the knit stitch but I'm purty darned good at casting on. But I am going to get some help. I found this little shop here in town called The Needlecraft Shop and I'm going to see if someone will help me. I don't know why but I can't seem to hold two needles at the same time. I didn't even know that little shop existed so I think it's cool that I have a LYS! I'll write about it when I get back.

In honor of Staci, I'm going to have my boobs squzzed today. Much love to her...I'm glad she's here and healthy!

Okay...in 15 minutes I'm out of here. I'm taking some time off til next week. I'll be back later to tell yall about my exciting adventures to the boob squzzer and LYS!