Pardon me...you left your tears on the jukebox...

Oh, I'm sorry...that was George Strait...courtesy of Little Mona. I am doing everything in my power to keep my eyes open in this ugly office on this lovely spring day. So that includes putting Little Mona's left earbud in...so I can hear the phone with my right ear. Good God A-mighty..this week's been two months long! Oh, sorry...that was Brooks and Dunn. Okay...back to what I was saying. Let's see...what was I saying? Oh, yeah...I took a Vivarin and popped open a Diet Coke. I think I'm on the edge of looney. But this stupid office does that to me. I hate being cooped up in here! You know...I have problems staying awake when I'm at work...and problems going to sleep at night. Right now...I'm looking forward to beer-thirty. I'm stopping by the Winn Dixie to pick up fixings for Chicken Nachos...recipe from Christybelle. Then the Easy-Pak for some Miller Lite. Then it's home to bathe three horses and pack my saddlebags. We're going on a trail ride tomorrow on the river. I'm looking forward to this ride. I NEED this ride. The beer is for tomorrow but the way I feel right now...it make not make it to the saddlebag. My goal for tomorrow is to get a decent picture of me and my horse to show yall. I never get good pictures of me. I guess because that's not real easy when you are holding the camera. Anyway...tonight's What Not To Wear but I'm not sure I'll make it tonight...I mean...bathing horses, drinking beer. I'm pretty busy. But you know on second thought...drinking beer and watching WNTW could be pretty fun. Nawww...never mind.

Oh man...Bryan Adams...Heaven. Whew...why am I here? Can someone remind me?

Now...it's Hall and Oates...You Make-a My Dreams Come True. Okay...if yall could only see me right now. Oh, you'd be positive I'm ready for the institution...and not the higher education institution that I'm stuck in right now! I'm boogie-ing! Yeah, baby! Oh, gosh...I think the Vivarin and Diet Coke kicked in.

Whew....I must get out of here!

I should-a been a cowboy. Toby Keith.