I'm feeling the need to break out the rum tonight...

Okay...there have been some things going on in my life that I haven't elaborated on here. Yall know my rule...I try to refrain from discussing anyone who may find me. Hurting people is not my game. But I freaking need to vent. If the somebody I'm talking about figures out that I'm talking about you...keep your mouth shut and get you chit together. You can't get any more pissed at me than I already am at you. So, there.

1. To the person I'm most pissed at right now: Stop lying and stealing and bumming around. Think about how your choices are affecting others. You are freaking too old to act so immature and irresponsible. We all suffer from your stupidity. You are hurting someone I love with every breath I take. If I could kick your azz right now, you'd never find it again. It's probably wise for you not to get too close to me right now...I could pinch your big old head off with my own little fingers. It would be okay, though...since you obviously don't use your brain. Oh, wait...the jury's still out on whether you even have a brain. Yeah...I forgot.

2. To someone I'm more concerned for than pissed at: Girl...get it together. You're always going to be working piddly-azz jobs that you are never happy at if you don't find your dream and make it happen.

3. How can a mother not let her fresh out of high school child who just lost her job come back home so that the child wouldn't have to live with a lying, stealing...oh, I could go on and on...person? Just because a kid turns 18...they aren't grown up even if they think they are. I don't understand some people.

4. To someone who I love dearly but drives me insane: I've got it all worked out. But you know...you drive me crazy when you throw monkey wrenches in my plans. Man...this is going to be a long trip.

5. After I write this...I'm letting it go. If I do a favor for you and help you out when you need me (in a financial sense) but you can't pay me back what you owe me...how can you afford to buy something that costs more than what you owed me? It must takes a lot of guts to call and discuss this purchase with me. What do I think about you buying this? Hunh? Anyway, consider the debt paid and forgotten about. But I'd say...we learned our lesson.

6. How long does it take to get this crap-smelling and tasting sinus crap out of my head? Ugh.

7. Why won't my boss come out of his office and tell me that I can go home now? It's just a few minutes early.

8. To anyone who comes to my house tonight: I'd say tip-toe around me until I have had time to get the blender, fruit, ice and rum fixed. I'll be painting the bedroom wall after I fix the rum...so I should be good shortly after that.


Things to do on my way home:

1. Go to Winn Dixie to buy strawberries, bananas, daquari mix, and a birthday card for K.
2. Pick up laundry at the cleaners so I won't have to go around nekkid.
3. Pick up Old Mama Cat, Emma from the vet. Pray she doesn't pull that "I'm a Wildcat!" prank like she did when I took her yesterday.

You know what would make me feel better (besides rum)? New cute shoes and a purse...and some new Bath-N-Body stuff and some new pefume. A pedicure and some pretty fingernails.

Rum is cheaper.