To would-be robbers:

Don't waste your time on me. I've got 17 cents in the bank and maybe $5 cash on me. That's because I've spent way too much money at Lowe's this week. I've been bitten by the garden bug and it's costing me a lot of moolah! I've spent my lunch hour at Lowe's every day this week. I have a truckload of plants, mulch, dirt and other various and sundry garden stuff. If I could just get out of this life-draining office...and go play in the dirt...I'd be a happy camper.

Speaking of which, I only have 3 hours to go...and I'll be off till Monday. This is a VERY good thing because I'm mentally and physically drained. I can give nothing else. I'm planning on doing some things around the house, hanging out with my dogs and horses, playing in the dirt. That kind of stuff. I'm so tired right now...I can't even think. I want to go home and play in the dirt.

Oh, I'm still flying from Bo's absolutely incredible performance last night! Wasn't it just...oh, there just isn't any words to describe it!