Butt floss and Saggy drawers...

I tend to censor myself from writing about some topics. But today saggy drawers and butt floss has been on my mind so I'm writing about it. I love the fact that we can read what what choose. After this, you may love that fact, too.

Today, I have this really precious little (okay, so it's not THAT little) skirt, top, and jacket on. I seldom feel so put together. But I'm noticing as I'm walking down the hall this morning...my drawers are sagging...so bad that I'm worried they may just end up around my ankles with my next step. Now, I knew that the elastic was a little shot when I put them on this morning...but honestly, this was the only pair of clean drawers I had to put on. Remember, we've been dealing with construction at my house this week...and washer and dryer have been unuseable. Anyhoo, (nobody tell me that I use that word too much...okay...cause I like it) I'm thinking it's really time to buy new drawers because this ain't the only pair in this condition. So I'm hoping I make it to lunch without losing my drawers...and I'm going to Wally World for new sexy drawers. Heh. It seems hilarious to use those Wally World, sexy, and drawers together in one sentence. So I get to Wally World and I'm thinking I want "sexy" drawers. So I'm looking...but I know me better than anyone...and I know that if my whole butt and stomach aren't covered and controlled...(picture if you will the scene from Steel Magnolias where the woman without proper undergarments is dancing at the reception)...I'm not going to be comfortable. So please tell me, how do people wear those thongs? Just how do they do it? I want to be sexy. I am not an old woman. I will never be an old fogey. Never. But I must wear sensible drawers. It's a must. So today, I got sexy, sensible drawers at Wally World.